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Screen Time Horoscope
The stars have nothing to do with it. Your screen time tells us everything.
Every Monday morning, a familiar little notification appears: "Your daily average is up 15% from last week." One number, pretending to tell the truth about an entire week of living, working, worrying, and scrolling. The line goes up; therefore, you have been bad. You are always bad.
The Screen Time Horoscope is an experimental tool for people who want a different reading on their phone use — more than just a number. You give us your star sign and a few details about your screen habits, and our oracle takes it from there. No data is extracted or mined. This is vibe-tracking: surveillance at the level of reading your palm.
Under the hood, the oracle is an LLM composing text. It's instructed to produce readings that sound less like a diagnosis and more like something a slightly space-cadet friend might text you at midnight. Not there to tell you whether you were good or bad — only to suggest another way of understanding what you were doing.